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Carrie. 16. Myrtle Beach. Funny. Outgoing. Crazy.
Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.

Richard Pryor (via icarusambition)

[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car


youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom


thesassycat:

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*


maria-montoyac:

I never thought I’d find this! 

maria-montoyac:

I never thought I’d find this! 


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